Tableo
Swiss association platform for ephemeral dining tables. Full-stack with auth, bookings, payments, reviews, admin panel and transactional emails.
Web Developer & AI Enthusiast
Building the web with code & AI
Living through tattoos, music & photography
I'm Joao De Almeida, aka Mr. Jonk — a full-stack web developer based in Switzerland who treats AI as a daily co-pilot, not a buzzword.
I build, deploy and maintain web applications on my own VPS infrastructure. From WordPress sites to FastAPI backends with PostgreSQL, Redis and Celery workers — I handle the full stack, from the first line of code to the Nginx config.
But code is only half the story. I produce music, shoot photos, collect tattoos, and write about all of it on jonk.space. My creative side isn't separate from my tech work — it fuels it. The best interfaces come from people who understand aesthetics beyond hex codes.
I use Claude, ChatGPT, Copilot and Gemini daily — not as toys, but as force multipliers. Prompt engineering isn't a skill I list for show; it's how I ship faster and think bigger.
Swiss association platform for ephemeral dining tables. Full-stack with auth, bookings, payments, reviews, admin panel and transactional emails.
Online audio mastering platform. Upload WAV files, process with AI-powered engine, download polished tracks.
AI-powered audio stem separation. Upload a track, isolate vocals, drums, bass and instruments.
Independent record label from Geneva. Electro, Techno, House. Bilingual platform (FR/EN).
Client-side web app to securely download all photos from any X (Twitter) account within a date range.
Mini Digital Audio Workstation in the browser. Compose, mix and play music with pure JavaScript.
Personal blog — AI & Tech, Web Dev, Music, Photography, Writing. WordPress with Varnish caching.
Music platform & event website. WordPress-powered with Varnish caching for performance.
Swiss e-commerce deal platform. WooCommerce marketplace with product management and secure checkout.
Tattoo portfolio & booking site. Artwork showcase, artist bio and appointments.
DJ & Producer profile. Bilingual (FR/EN) artist page with mixes, productions and booking.
Techno record label (Peak Time / Driving). 4 releases on Beatport since 2022. Artists: Mr. Jonk & Jo Lancien.
Geneva-based immersive sound & light company. 15+ years of installations, silent parties, video mapping and festival production.
AI-powered music platform. Mastering engine, creator marketplace, developer API. Currently in private beta.
AI-powered online audio mastering SaaS. Spectral analysis with 30+ metrics, intelligent DSP processing, PayPal subscriptions.
One-page website builder for creatives. 90+ templates for press kits, portfolios, CVs and business pages. Inline editing, custom URLs.
Procedural sleep-sound platform. Generates infinite, non-looping audio soundscapes with algorithmic synthesis. Stripe subscriptions.
Portfolio & music showcase platform. Upload artworks and tracks, organize into collections, analytics dashboard with views and plays tracking.
Specialized AI assistants built on OpenAI — writing, SEO, design, strategy and more.
AI writer with dense, visual, philosophical prose — imagine, structure and write books exploring the near future and human fragility.
SEO article writer for jonk.space — vivid, narrative and engaging content with seamless internal and sponsored links.
Provocative, megalomaniac and theatrical voice — creates record label posts with character, style and presence.
Custom tattoo design assistant — original ideas, aesthetics and practical guidance for real-world tattoo creation.
Quick news synthesis — short, clear and sourced summaries of current events in English, French or Spanish.
Simple and useful guide for integrating AI into daily life — concrete, accessible and action-oriented ideas.
AI integration companion for teams and organizations — structured advice, training modules and pedagogical approach.
LinkedIn profile optimizer — helps write more natural, clearer and more engaging posts for professional networking.
Web content assistant focused on SEO, editorial structure and creating effective, tailored texts for websites.
Dating profile optimizer — makes profiles more attractive, authentic and impactful for French-speaking users.
International trade expert — produces clear, serious analysis backed by reliable sources on global commerce.
WordPress SEO article creator — optimized content generation, editorial logic and privacy-conscious approach.
Got a project idea? Want to collaborate? Or just say hi?
I'm always open to interesting conversations and new opportunities. Whether it's a web project, an AI integration, or something creative — let's talk.